Come to Adelaide – unless you need hospital care

Come to Adelaide – unless you want a job

Come to Adelaide – unless you’re young and ambitious

Come to Adelaide to run your business – but not if you need power to run it or don’t fancy paying the highest prices in the country for it

Come to Adelaide – unless you detest incompetent politicians

Come to Adelaide – unless you don’t enjoy showering in burst water pipes

Come to Adelaide – unless you’ve seen enough of public economic, social and legal mismanagement

Come to Adelaide – unless you’re unhappy about your water supply being controlled by someone else

Come to Adelaide – unless you want flexible retail hours

They say that the community that goes around barefoot is the ultimate opportunity for the shoe salesman – there is so much to do.

So, DO come to Adelaide for there is so, so much for you to do.